Hello! My name is Professor N.R. Creekmore, MD; Automobile Operator Psychologist.
As an expert in the field of Motorist Pyschology, I can professionally diagnose any and every seemingly inexplicable behavior that may occur when a person is operating a motor vehicle.
Today, let’s look at the following situation:
My diagnosis: This is a selfish person. In this person’s mind, he/she is the only person of any real consequence. No one else matters.
This kind of person probably goes to church and clips his toenails right in the pew.
My clinical recommendation: Stop driving. Maybe try a scooter.
Drive safe, folks.
Cheers.
