Hello! My name is Professor N.R. Creekmore, MD; Automobile Operator Psychologist.

As an expert in the field of Motorist Pyschology, I can professionally diagnose any and every seemingly inexplicable behavior that may occur when a person is operating a motor vehicle.
Today, let’s look at the following situation:





My diagnosis: This is a selfish person. In this person’s mind, he/she is the only person of any real consequence. No one else matters.
This kind of person probably has no problem setting a drink down right on the very edge of a table.

My clinical recommendation: Stop driving. Maybe try a skateboard.

Drive safe, folks.
Cheers.
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^ THIS.
Yes! That is my biggest pet peeve I experience whilst driving.