Hello!  My name is Professor N.R. Creekmore, MD; Automobile Operator Psychologist.

As an expert in the field of Motorist Pyschology, I can professionally diagnose any and every seemingly inexplicable behavior that may occur when a person is operating a motor vehicle.

Today, let’s look at the following situation:

My diagnosis:  This is a selfish person.  In this person’s mind, he/she is the only person of any real consequence.  No one else matters.

This kind of person probably has no problem setting a drink down right on the very edge of a table.

My clinical recommendation:  Stop driving.  Maybe try a skateboard.

Drive safe, folks.

Cheers.