Is it just me, or do these stop lights in Atlanta take an unusually long amount of time to change from red to green?
And now that it’s illegal to touch your phone at all while driving (even at a stop light, I’m told), those red lights seem to last even longer.
What is one supposed to do? Just sit there, completely un-entertained? Absolutely not! This is America, God bless it! And, from one American to another (or to a non-American, really. None of this actually has anything to do with nationality, I’m just trying to appeal to jingoists. Expand my audience. Etc.), if you buy my brand new book, you’ll have plenty to read at those lengthy red lights!
Look at this thing! It’s got over 300 pages! THREE HUNDRED!!!! It’s practically a Russian tome, and, like a Russian tome, “The Best of Creeking More In The ATL (with your host Nate Creekmore)” is essential reading!
Sure it does, friend! There’s love between men and women, there’s narcissistic love, there’s unrequited love, and there’s even a deeply moving tragedy centered around the love between a man and an automobile!
Absolutely! There are guns! There are swords! Do you like scary stories? Because there’s a story in here about a haunted candle!
No, you reprobate! Find your smut elsewhere!
Just click any of the images in this blog post! They’ll all take you to the page where you can order a copy! Here’s the link again!
https://www.blurb.com/b/9220834-the-best-of-creeking-more-in-the-atl
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