Hello! My name is Professor N.R. Creekmore, MD; Automobile Operator Psychologist.
As an expert in the field of Motorist Pyschology, I can professionally diagnose any and every seemingly inexplicable behavior that may occur when a person is operating a motor vehicle.
Today, let’s look at the following situation:
My diagnosis: This is a selfish person. In this person’s mind, he/she is the only person of any real consequence. No one else matters.
This kind of person would probably take a fly swatter to a butterfly.
My clinical recommendation: Stop driving. Maybe try a tricycle.
Drive safe, folks.
Cheers.
That’s the same guy who speeds up instead of giving you space when you try to move to the right-hand lane to get to your exit.